June 20, 2012

There was a major tournament at the Golf course a while back and they had some fancy cars on display (each of them costing over six figures).... pretty much all of them put together were worth more than I could probably earn in a lifetime I’m guessing.... the guy from the pro-shop hinted that I would have to keep an eye on them overnight... I asked him if he would give me the keys to the vehicles but that didn't happen... funny how they think I have nothing better to do than watch a bunch of overpriced machinery all night long... After that discussion was over they told me that they didn't have enough chain to secure the golf carts so I requested that they park them in front of the cameras... all the while shaking my head that they didn't think of that.... and to top it all off I got a phone call while I was on the course saying that one of the tournament participants had his motorized monstrosity trapped behind one of my gates.... I quickly drove over there and waited patiently... when I finally met the driver he said that he thought about ramming the inconvenient obstruction that was in his path but decided to have the staff notify me instead.... I told him it would be a shame to wreck my gate.... I wasn't giving him the satisfaction of thinking that I liked his car.