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Me & My SON took a CRUZ Ship on the MED.SEA to see the old country SICILY...I asked my SON JOHNNY The ROTTEN What would you like to do for your GRADATION from High School You had to work the hardest going throw School with you being Dyslexic & A.D,D you went to Summer School Every Year Doing Sp. Ed.Classes and You stayed OFF DRUGS & Alcohol So to show how much I BELIEVE In YOU,,Trust You ,,All the hard work in School And You are a YOUNG MAN Now .......Lets Go on a ROAD TRIP Just You and Me.........Think about it and come up with 3 things to Do??? And I will make Your DREAM Come TRUE!!! The First one on his list was to see the old Country.....The Second one was DRINKING & GAMBLING Maybe MEXICO ,,, Or RENT A FERRARI So You Can teach me HOW To Drive a Clutch in Hawaii........So Pick one of these Road trip DAD and I will be VERY VERY HAPPY.....There were a few other Road Trips On JOHNNY ROTTEN List......But I said I will take you on a road trip to see the old country the Top one on your list.....I will book the TRIP you will NEVER FORGET IT So tell your FRIENDS your taking a Road Trip With DAD.... WE Did Over 20 Things on his WISH LIST...
I keep the list in My wallet for a long Time....And Checked things OFF the LIST From time to TIME.....Over Time We Did them All there was 40 on his list I put The WISH LIST With ARE PAST PORTS and The CARDS That unlocked the DOOR to are ROOM on the CRUZ SHIP,,,All together so HE can Find them AFTER I DIE & there a note for him that I add TOO from TIME To "'TIME"' I Am REALLY PROUD oF The MANHe TURN out TO Be.,.,And I want him to KNOW THAT!!! He Is NOW 26 Years Old....We are planing a New ROAD TRIP as soon as We Finish his 1976 Corvette that he got as a GIFT from My SISTER 2 Years ago it's something We like Doing together and I enjoy Spending Time With MY only SON.....HE IS .A GIFT FROM "'GOD"'
.One day I said ROTTEN get in the Car with Me we need to go down and pick up are Tickets for the ROAD Trip at the Time I was DRIVING a 1938 DE SOTO 3 Speed .......When we got to the CAR I said Here Super Rotten your DRIVING and I hand him the KEYS......We got in the Car and I told him to put the key in and turn the Car on...Pull out the Chock...Pump the gas peddle 3 times..
. And STEP on the BUTTON on the floor board with your heal.... And the CAR Will START...... Then Push in on the Clutch put the car in First GEAR....Then I said We are on a small hill so keep one hand on the staring Wheel and Grab the Emergence Brake with your right hand ....Let out the Gulch a little bit and RELEASE the Emergence Brake Slowly at the Same Time until till the gulch GRABS and we take Off down the Street....Then when you come to a stop Sign push in the gulch put on the Brake and come to a Com-peat Stop then You can put the car in First Gear The Car has NO SINK-ROWS for First Gear so you can't Down Shift to First Gear only from 3 rd. to SECOND GEAR REMEMBER THAT As You Shift Gears....The GEARS are in a H PATTERN Revers is the last GEAR on this car some times it's the First part oF the H Look at the gearshift Knob to see where revers is on each car you drive......I told Johnny if you can Drive this Clutch you will be able to Drive any Clutch!!! As he pulled up to the Stop Sign and Killed the CAR....Super Rotten said Dad maybe You should Drive I don't even have a permit Yet??? I said if we get pulled over by the COPs tell them you left your permit at home!!!.....Now hit the button on the floor with your Heal to start the car again and lets try it again....So We Drove on down the STREET....... We only had about 10 blocks to go to get down Town Monterey Ca.....And this would take one more thing OFF his WISH LIST......As we Stop at a traffic light I said roll down your window and put out your Arm for a Right hand Turn this Car has "'NO"' Turn Signals...
.Remember that Too....Super Rotten he then said a Right Hand Turn is arm out hand up Right Dad ??? I said Your Right,,, Hand Down means Brake .,.,.,.So when it was clear he turned Right .....I said watch it as you turn it's a Big Car and it has ARM STRONG STEERING that's why it has such a Large Steering Wheel they didn't have power Steering YET.......As We Got to the parking lot down town a COP got behind "'US"' And JOHNNY SAID WHAT DO I DO NOW THERE IS A COP BEHIND "'US"'??? I said don't Panic!!! Come to a stop put your ARM Out for a LEFT Turn and pull into the parking lot Maybe the COP LIKES OLD CARS....When Johnny drove into the parking lot the COP FOLLOWED "'US"'.....Johnny parked and we got out the COP Stop behind "'US"' and Rolled Down his Window and said Nice OLD CAR ...I thought You had a Brake Light Out but Now I can SEE it only Came with ONE Brake LIGHT.....I lend over and said YA my son here has a 37 Chev. and it has two Brake lights but only one Windshield Wiper and they called it a DELUXE......The COP SAID Can I SEE the Inside??? I said Yes If You Want too....I said to the COP Do YOU KNOW what's Kinda Funny about cars made in the 30's ???They Have ""NO KEY"' hole to the drivers Door to unlock it....Only the Passenger has a key to unlock the DOOR it was against the LAW to GET in on the DRIVER SIDE......Now days the only door on a car that has a key is the DRIVER DOOR & a remote opens all the doors unless your battery's go Dead ..
.And the TRUNK oF new CARS don't have a Key.....This 38 DeSoto has two key to the Trunk because they where Called 4 Body Trunks You would lock Both locks and put one key in your SHOE then No COP could get into Your Trunk to SEE iF You had Body's or Booze in your Truck.....This was a Custom order on your NEW CAR it was really meant to Keep VAL-LAYS out oF the Trunk oF your CAR when they Parked Your Car When People oF the U.S.A. had Lots of MONEY....The Hub Caps have the Ying & Yang Symbol on them it was a Sign oF Wealth a MAN oF The WORLD You had the GooD LIFE "'GOD'" SMILED Up On YOU So But your Hands Up to the heavens and say THANK YOU "'GOD"' when You Do this your Hands are at the 10 & the 2 on a lock Face they call it "'GOD TIME"' 10:10 Or TEN AFTER TEN Watch ADDS Show this TIME....A sign oF GooD Fortune iF You Had a POCKET WATCH Sta-dist Symbols Back in the HAY-DAYS also PALM Trees in Front oF VICTORIANS HOUSE WE WERE ON TOP OF The WORLD For A LONG TIME....Every Buddy comes to the U'S'A' to make there Fortune and To Be "'FREE"' even today this is TRUE....Just Think About IT....
.....Well Back to the Story....My Son & I went into the TRAVEL AGENCY to pick Up Are Tickets for are Road Trip The lady said here a book on things to SEE while Visiting the old Country so I handed the book to JOHNNY and said READ THIS and pick out somethings to see & Do....Then the lady said I will go over every thing we have so far you have 14 days to see things and 14 stops along the way and at list 8 hours at each Stop so some times you can book 2 tours in one Day here is the Times You will be in PORT you can look at each port and I will tell you when the Cruz ship Leave port and aeries at PORT,,,The CRUZ SHIP travels at Night between ports so You weak Up in a New PORT each DAY let me know what Tours you want to go on and what Time the tour Starts and I will Book it For you when you book in Advance you save money and you get a seat on the tour Bus.........Here is the Times for Breakfast,, Lunch ,,And Dinner on the CRUZ SHIP,,,They have REALLY Bird & Late times they SERVE ....Your DAD know how it Works he like CRUZ Ship So you only unpack Once then She said here my card call me as soon as you can on booking Tours We can change them if you need too....the Lady said Your DAD said this a Gift because YOU Did so WELL In SCHOOL Your a lucky young Man Enjoy Your Road Trip with Your DaD I will be looking forward to help You Book Tours....
...So we LEFT and I told Super Rotten to Go bye my Bank....We Went In and sat down I said to him I'am getting You a PREPAID CREDIT CARD with $1,500 dollar on it so you can buy what you want While On OUR Road Trip...Johnny EYE got REAL Big....Then He said OH MY "'GOD'" DAD that's a lot oF Money!!! I Don't Know What to Do.....Give YOU a KISS on the CHECK,,Give you a HUG Or Shack Your Hand!!!! I WILL DO ALL THREE THINGS Right Now!!! In THE Bank.....The bank Lady walk over and here is the paper work Weed Johnny to SIGN So we need to See his I.D. & S.S. NUBER and we will Fed-X the Card to you in 3 to 4 weeks and they will send you the PEN CODE in the Mail the CREDIT CARD Will Say Johnny Cox on it there is a Phone number on the Back If you lose it write these Phone number down it the back of your PASSPORT and Your CRUZ SHIP Hand Book that you keep in your Room....Have a SAFE ROAD TRIP You Guys.......When We Got Back Home I took out my wallet and pulled Johnny Wish List out and said put your J.C. right here where it says learn to drive a Clutch ....So he Did...
.P.S.
My Son took picture of me using the Roman Bathroom in Spain,,France,,Sicily,,Roman,,The CRUZ SHIP Etc. there must be 30 or 40 Restroom Picture One was over a 1,000 Years old and they still use it Today it had Marble Shitters so when you sat down on it,,,It cooled your Ass and they Still USED Sea-sponges to Wipe Your ASS not Toilet Paper...
They where in a Bowl Next to You and A Bucket on the Floor at Your Feet for the USED Sea-Sponges that a man with Rubber Cloves clean them and put back in the Bowl's with Stick with a slot cut in the So You could slide a Sea-Sponge on it so You could REACH Your ASS because most Romans Where Over Weight or they Just liked to CLEAN There ASSES And a ALABASTER URINAL that was hand Curved To Look LIKE a FLOWER....I had to have two picture of that one and the Roman Men all Waved in Each Picture My Son TOOK......One Guy Was Wearing A RED THONG at the URINAL there was five of use USING It..........I will Try to find this picture & post it with the STORY......And Why Don't BRAN NEW Tour Buses have Restroom on them ??? Because the Roman States make a lot of Money off there RESTROOM It's REV-ANEW EVEN the PORT-A-Potty's are COIN OPERATED 75 Cents to USE ONE....
.. We Spent 20 Days on ARE road Trip and over $20,000 Dollars and We had the Best Time oF OUR LIVES something Super Rotten can tell his KIDS about Long After I'm DEAD and LOOK At over 300 Pictures that we TOOK Each PICTURE is WREATH a 1,000 WORDS that Comes out TOO 300,000 words or more adding in are FUNNY STORY"s...
...And it was All WELL Wreath IT IN MY BOOK ...
...I THINK..,.,.And.,.,.,.
.
...THANK YOU "'GOD"' For the ROAD TRIP With My SON and I RAISE My HANDs to the HEAVENS showing 10:10
As You ASK "'US"' to DO Over 4,000 YEARS AGO .,.,.
,.,.,And SAYING.,.,.
,..,., THANK YOU "'GOD"' For Your Blessing and keeping My FAMILY SAFE...,.
,.,...A MAN...,.,.
,.,...You Know WHO I AM...... .
There are other OPINION about this ROAD TRIP go to My PAGE & LOOK they are FUNNY......And there maybe a part 2 too This STORY.........
<<<<< ;;; >><> >><> ><> J o0o J <>< <><< <><< ;;; >>>>> 8/3/16 <<<<
BYE R.COX
.One day I said ROTTEN get in the Car with Me we need to go down and pick up are Tickets for the ROAD Trip at the Time I was DRIVING a 1938 DE SOTO 3 Speed .......When we got to the CAR I said Here Super Rotten your DRIVING and I hand him the KEYS......We got in the Car and I told him to put the key in and turn the Car on...Pull out the Chock...Pump the gas peddle 3 times..
. And STEP on the BUTTON on the floor board with your heal.... And the CAR Will START...... Then Push in on the Clutch put the car in First GEAR....Then I said We are on a small hill so keep one hand on the staring Wheel and Grab the Emergence Brake with your right hand ....Let out the Gulch a little bit and RELEASE the Emergence Brake Slowly at the Same Time until till the gulch GRABS and we take Off down the Street....Then when you come to a stop Sign push in the gulch put on the Brake and come to a Com-peat Stop then You can put the car in First Gear The Car has NO SINK-ROWS for First Gear so you can't Down Shift to First Gear only from 3 rd. to SECOND GEAR REMEMBER THAT As You Shift Gears....The GEARS are in a H PATTERN Revers is the last GEAR on this car some times it's the First part oF the H Look at the gearshift Knob to see where revers is on each car you drive......I told Johnny if you can Drive this Clutch you will be able to Drive any Clutch!!! As he pulled up to the Stop Sign and Killed the CAR....Super Rotten said Dad maybe You should Drive I don't even have a permit Yet??? I said if we get pulled over by the COPs tell them you left your permit at home!!!.....Now hit the button on the floor with your Heal to start the car again and lets try it again....So We Drove on down the STREET....... We only had about 10 blocks to go to get down Town Monterey Ca.....And this would take one more thing OFF his WISH LIST......As we Stop at a traffic light I said roll down your window and put out your Arm for a Right hand Turn this Car has "'NO"' Turn Signals...
.Remember that Too....Super Rotten he then said a Right Hand Turn is arm out hand up Right Dad ??? I said Your Right,,, Hand Down means Brake .,.,.,.So when it was clear he turned Right .....I said watch it as you turn it's a Big Car and it has ARM STRONG STEERING that's why it has such a Large Steering Wheel they didn't have power Steering YET.......As We Got to the parking lot down town a COP got behind "'US"' And JOHNNY SAID WHAT DO I DO NOW THERE IS A COP BEHIND "'US"'??? I said don't Panic!!! Come to a stop put your ARM Out for a LEFT Turn and pull into the parking lot Maybe the COP LIKES OLD CARS....When Johnny drove into the parking lot the COP FOLLOWED "'US"'.....Johnny parked and we got out the COP Stop behind "'US"' and Rolled Down his Window and said Nice OLD CAR ...I thought You had a Brake Light Out but Now I can SEE it only Came with ONE Brake LIGHT.....I lend over and said YA my son here has a 37 Chev. and it has two Brake lights but only one Windshield Wiper and they called it a DELUXE......The COP SAID Can I SEE the Inside??? I said Yes If You Want too....I said to the COP Do YOU KNOW what's Kinda Funny about cars made in the 30's ???They Have ""NO KEY"' hole to the drivers Door to unlock it....Only the Passenger has a key to unlock the DOOR it was against the LAW to GET in on the DRIVER SIDE......Now days the only door on a car that has a key is the DRIVER DOOR & a remote opens all the doors unless your battery's go Dead ..
.And the TRUNK oF new CARS don't have a Key.....This 38 DeSoto has two key to the Trunk because they where Called 4 Body Trunks You would lock Both locks and put one key in your SHOE then No COP could get into Your Trunk to SEE iF You had Body's or Booze in your Truck.....This was a Custom order on your NEW CAR it was really meant to Keep VAL-LAYS out oF the Trunk oF your CAR when they Parked Your Car When People oF the U.S.A. had Lots of MONEY....The Hub Caps have the Ying & Yang Symbol on them it was a Sign oF Wealth a MAN oF The WORLD You had the GooD LIFE "'GOD'" SMILED Up On YOU So But your Hands Up to the heavens and say THANK YOU "'GOD"' when You Do this your Hands are at the 10 & the 2 on a lock Face they call it "'GOD TIME"' 10:10 Or TEN AFTER TEN Watch ADDS Show this TIME....A sign oF GooD Fortune iF You Had a POCKET WATCH Sta-dist Symbols Back in the HAY-DAYS also PALM Trees in Front oF VICTORIANS HOUSE WE WERE ON TOP OF The WORLD For A LONG TIME....Every Buddy comes to the U'S'A' to make there Fortune and To Be "'FREE"' even today this is TRUE....Just Think About IT....
.....Well Back to the Story....My Son & I went into the TRAVEL AGENCY to pick Up Are Tickets for are Road Trip The lady said here a book on things to SEE while Visiting the old Country so I handed the book to JOHNNY and said READ THIS and pick out somethings to see & Do....Then the lady said I will go over every thing we have so far you have 14 days to see things and 14 stops along the way and at list 8 hours at each Stop so some times you can book 2 tours in one Day here is the Times You will be in PORT you can look at each port and I will tell you when the Cruz ship Leave port and aeries at PORT,,,The CRUZ SHIP travels at Night between ports so You weak Up in a New PORT each DAY let me know what Tours you want to go on and what Time the tour Starts and I will Book it For you when you book in Advance you save money and you get a seat on the tour Bus.........Here is the Times for Breakfast,, Lunch ,,And Dinner on the CRUZ SHIP,,,They have REALLY Bird & Late times they SERVE ....Your DAD know how it Works he like CRUZ Ship So you only unpack Once then She said here my card call me as soon as you can on booking Tours We can change them if you need too....the Lady said Your DAD said this a Gift because YOU Did so WELL In SCHOOL Your a lucky young Man Enjoy Your Road Trip with Your DaD I will be looking forward to help You Book Tours....
...So we LEFT and I told Super Rotten to Go bye my Bank....We Went In and sat down I said to him I'am getting You a PREPAID CREDIT CARD with $1,500 dollar on it so you can buy what you want While On OUR Road Trip...Johnny EYE got REAL Big....Then He said OH MY "'GOD'" DAD that's a lot oF Money!!! I Don't Know What to Do.....Give YOU a KISS on the CHECK,,Give you a HUG Or Shack Your Hand!!!! I WILL DO ALL THREE THINGS Right Now!!! In THE Bank.....The bank Lady walk over and here is the paper work Weed Johnny to SIGN So we need to See his I.D. & S.S. NUBER and we will Fed-X the Card to you in 3 to 4 weeks and they will send you the PEN CODE in the Mail the CREDIT CARD Will Say Johnny Cox on it there is a Phone number on the Back If you lose it write these Phone number down it the back of your PASSPORT and Your CRUZ SHIP Hand Book that you keep in your Room....Have a SAFE ROAD TRIP You Guys.......When We Got Back Home I took out my wallet and pulled Johnny Wish List out and said put your J.C. right here where it says learn to drive a Clutch ....So he Did...
.P.S.
My Son took picture of me using the Roman Bathroom in Spain,,France,,Sicily,,Roman,,The CRUZ SHIP Etc. there must be 30 or 40 Restroom Picture One was over a 1,000 Years old and they still use it Today it had Marble Shitters so when you sat down on it,,,It cooled your Ass and they Still USED Sea-sponges to Wipe Your ASS not Toilet Paper...
They where in a Bowl Next to You and A Bucket on the Floor at Your Feet for the USED Sea-Sponges that a man with Rubber Cloves clean them and put back in the Bowl's with Stick with a slot cut in the So You could slide a Sea-Sponge on it so You could REACH Your ASS because most Romans Where Over Weight or they Just liked to CLEAN There ASSES And a ALABASTER URINAL that was hand Curved To Look LIKE a FLOWER....I had to have two picture of that one and the Roman Men all Waved in Each Picture My Son TOOK......One Guy Was Wearing A RED THONG at the URINAL there was five of use USING It..........I will Try to find this picture & post it with the STORY......And Why Don't BRAN NEW Tour Buses have Restroom on them ??? Because the Roman States make a lot of Money off there RESTROOM It's REV-ANEW EVEN the PORT-A-Potty's are COIN OPERATED 75 Cents to USE ONE....
.. We Spent 20 Days on ARE road Trip and over $20,000 Dollars and We had the Best Time oF OUR LIVES something Super Rotten can tell his KIDS about Long After I'm DEAD and LOOK At over 300 Pictures that we TOOK Each PICTURE is WREATH a 1,000 WORDS that Comes out TOO 300,000 words or more adding in are FUNNY STORY"s...
...And it was All WELL Wreath IT IN MY BOOK ...
...I THINK..,.,.And.,.,.,.
.
...THANK YOU "'GOD"' For the ROAD TRIP With My SON and I RAISE My HANDs to the HEAVENS showing 10:10
As You ASK "'US"' to DO Over 4,000 YEARS AGO .,.,.
,.,.,And SAYING.,.,.
,..,., THANK YOU "'GOD"' For Your Blessing and keeping My FAMILY SAFE...,.
,.,...A MAN...,.,.
,.,...You Know WHO I AM...... .
There are other OPINION about this ROAD TRIP go to My PAGE & LOOK they are FUNNY......And there maybe a part 2 too This STORY.........
<<<<< ;;; >><> >><> ><> J o0o J <>< <><< <><< ;;; >>>>> 8/3/16 <<<<
BYE R.COX
