Human Foot Found in Seattle Recycling Bin: Police in Seattle report that a local homeowner found three adult body parts - including a foot - in the Central District recycling bin. Authorities further added that the body parts were packaged and still quite fresh.

Wow, sounds like folks in Seattle are taking all this recycling stuff - just a wee-bit too seriously! On the other hand, you’ve gotta hand it to a town where even the murders are so environmentally friendly, that they’re now recycling all their victims. Hmmm, I wonder which color bins you’re supposed to use when you’re disposing of body parts. Now, I’ve been using the blue ones.

Anyway, when asked if they had any clues in the case, a police spokesperson said “no, at this point, we’re completely stumped.” Of course, given that the foot was completely severed from the body, one might conclude the victim was probably rather “footloose.” Meanwhile, city officials say if no one claims the foot after three months, the homeowner is free to keep it.

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