Stay-at-home dad. Cook. Cleaner. Chauffeur. Expert folder of pink clothes.

Occasional writer.

Publisher of your opinions, stories and original writing at WriteHere.

Insomniac.

Glutton for punishment.

I would love to write a book, but I do not have the patience or the dedication to do so. I don't have enough coherent thoughts to create a whole piece of literature anyways. Instead I scribble thoughts and quotes into various notebooks. I decided to put them here instead. Maybe in the process of writing down these secrets I can figure out how to put them behind me.

Right so you obviously clicked on this page to learn more about me!

In my many hours watching Scott and Bailey with my mum I have learnt that there are a variety of psychopaths out there and for that reason I won’t providing my name, address or anything that could have me killed!

I aspire to become a Journalist and enter Politics (no sarcasm). I am somewhat of a chatterbox when it comes to speaking; I know this because my teachers always threatened to sellotape my mouth during classes! Anyways I hope to share with you my views and work and whatever comes in my head really.

Here are 5 facts about me:

-When my mum was pregnant with me the doctors told her to have an abortion because I would not survive
-I have green eyes which sometimes change colour depending on my mood (especially when I cry)
-I have something against forgetting to rub out bits of writing on the board , it kind of just makes my eyes go dry :/
-I have never lived outside of South London
-My birthday is 3 days before Christmas so I never get b’day punches at school