Wait, the QAnon lady said what? Gee whiz, you mean the nation’s most infamous serial adulterer doesn’t like porn? Imagine that! Now, to be honest, and just so you know, I didn’t actually read the entire article. I just got to the part where she blamed her knowledge of internet porn on Hunter Biden - and suddenly began laughing so uncontrollably - that I was unable to finish reading.
But I understand why she wouldn’t have been aware of adult websites like Pornhub before launching her crucial “Hunter Biden investigations.” After all, she was way too busy investigating other critical national security matters like “Jewish Space Lasers,” the “Gazpacho Police,” and “sex trafficking rings being run by the Biden family, Hillary Clinton, and Tom Hanks, right out of the White House basement.”
Oh well, it should be easy enough for her to get up to speed on all this porn stuff. In fact, why not start by someone giving her all those nude photos from Melania Trump’s modeling days? Now, not to be critical, but I think if I were her, I’d be a bit careful talking about “wanting to ban adult websites.” Otherwise, she just might end up losing that critical “Incel Vote” that played such a key role in her getting elected in the first place. Better to take the position, “Just keep on wanking, fellows!”
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