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Hey, now I think I understand why RFK Jr endorsed Donald Trump. I’ll bet he simply mistook Trump for another rotting whale carcass. Gee, and to think we once thought Mitt Romney's “dog tied to the roof of his car” story was creepy. That stunt sure seems pretty innocent compared to this freak. Now, is it just me, or is anyone else just a wee bit curious about what might be buried in his basement? Okay, brainworms, tell us what you know, or that’ll be the last MAGA brain you ever feast on.
Hell, not to be critical, but if the Trump Campaign really wants to recruit bona fide freaks like RFK Jr, perhaps they ought to consider dropping milk toast creeps like JD Vance - and bring in South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, aka “The Puppy Killer.” She’s the “real deal!” That said, and in his defense, JD Vance is still young - let’s give the boy time. He’s got lots of potential to pull some really weird shit.
Hey, given RFK Jr’s hatred for folks in the media and his love for cutting up dead carcasses, maybe Saudi Arabia’s Mohammed Bin Salman could give him a job? So, why would Trump want a freak like RFK Jr in his campaign? Well, let’s not forget his own son, Don Jr., has quite a proclivity for torturing and killing animals himself. One thing’s for sure: if you’re looking to build a team of creeps and freaks, this “Trump Republican Party” sure has one helluva “deep bench.”