As if the dude wasn’t strange enough, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is back in the headlines again, but not for suspending his campaign and endorsing Donald Trump, or for his admission he once planted a dead bear cub in Central Park as a prank, and not because he had his deceased ex-wife’s corpse “exhumed and reburied.” He’s in the news this time over a resurfaced 2012 interview with his daughter “Kick Kennedy.” Turns out in that interview, she shared that when she was a child, her father interrupted their vacation after he heard about a dead whale that was beached over on Squaw Island in Hyannis Port - so Kennedy immediately drove over to where the whale’s carcass was and proceeded to “cut its head off with a chain saw.” He then strapped the dead whale’s head to the roof of their minivan and took off on the five-hour drive back to their Mount Kisco, New York, home. Kick Kennedy confided that not only was the stench of the whale’s rotting head unbearable, but it was also leaking bodily fluids all over them inside the interior of the minivan most of the way home.

Hey, now I think I understand why RFK Jr endorsed Donald Trump. I’ll bet he simply mistook Trump for another rotting whale carcass. Gee, and to think we once thought Mitt Romney's “dog tied to the roof of his car” story was creepy. That stunt sure seems pretty innocent compared to this freak. Now, is it just me, or is anyone else just a wee bit curious about what might be buried in his basement? Okay, brainworms, tell us what you know, or that’ll be the last MAGA brain you ever feast on.

Hell, not to be critical, but if the Trump Campaign really wants to recruit bona fide freaks like RFK Jr, perhaps they ought to consider dropping milk toast creeps like JD Vance - and bring in South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, aka “The Puppy Killer.” She’s the “real deal!” That said, and in his defense, JD Vance is still young - let’s give the boy time. He’s got lots of potential to pull some really weird shit.

Hey, given RFK Jr’s hatred for folks in the media and his love for cutting up dead carcasses, maybe Saudi Arabia’s Mohammed Bin Salman could give him a job? So, why would Trump want a freak like RFK Jr in his campaign? Well, let’s not forget his own son, Don Jr., has quite a proclivity for torturing and killing animals himself. One thing’s for sure: if you’re looking to build a team of creeps and freaks, this “Trump Republican Party” sure has one helluva “deep bench.”