While appearing on FOX and Friends this past Friday, Donald Trump answered a young farm boy’s video question, “What is your favorite farm animal?” this way - “I’ll tell you what I love. I love cows. But if we go with Kamala, you won’t have cows anymore because cows won’t be allowed. I don’t want to ruin this kid’s day, but I love cows. I think they’re so cute and beautiful and so - but according to Kamala, who’s a radical left lunatic, you will not have cows anymore. So, we have to vote her out. If you love cows, you have to vote her out.”

Oh, really, so Donald Trump loves cows? Well, then, let us all sing, “Old McDONALD had a cow - EEE-III-EEE-III-Oh!” Now, at the risk of being accused of milking this, my guess is the closest Donald Trump has ever come to an actual cow, is when he orders a Big Mac. I mean, it isn’t like the Harris campaign is out there warning, “They’re eating your cows!”

Now, if I understand all this correctly, Republicans say Democrats are coming to get your guns, your gas-powered vehicles, the water pressure in your toilets and showers, your gas stoves, and now your cows. Of course, its no small wonder why the thought of “banning cows” would really concern Donald Trump. That’s because he "has a cow" every time things don’t go his way.

Of course, the obvious reason a guy like Donald Trump would love cows is that they’re full of “bullishit” - just like him. That said, I don’t believe Kamala Harris has ever stated publically one way or the other whether or not she hates cows, but I suspect most of the sane people here in the US are gonna be more than willing to take that risk - come November.