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You’d think OJ would be concerned that being known as an adulterer could tarnish his reputation. Frankly, I’m starting to question OJ's moral compass. On the other hand, I’d think I’d rather be known as a murderer than have it be known that I fathered one of the Kardashian sisters.
As for Khloe, as if being a Kardashian isn’t bad enough, now there’s the possibility that her father is also a double murderer. The fun never stops with these guys. That said, I’m sure there are additionally a minimum of another 15 or 20 other candidates for paternity. And while this whole issue may seem somewhat unsettling for the poor girl, I’m sure this isn’t the first time a Kardashian sister has ever been asked “who’s your daddy?”
In the meantime, while they’re administering a paternity test to OJ, it might be a good idea to also run the paternity test on the next door neighbor's dog - just in case. Then, and only then, will it be time for Maury Povich to host the results.
