Elon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars: Billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has finally unveiled his hotly-anticipated plan to send humans to live on Mars. I may not be the visionary Elon Musk is - but frankly, I don’t get it. I mean, if someone has their heart set on living in an inhospitable environment where there is no cultural life, no breathable air and probably no potable water, why not just move to Flint, Michigan or Cleveland?

Study Suggests Humans Predisposed to Murder: New research out of Spain suggests that humans are predisposed to murder each other, but it still remains unclear whether it’s because of genetics or if other factors are involved. To prevent further violence, researchers suggest that everyone immediately go to the nearest police station and turn themselves in.

Eagles Carson Wentz Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week: After his stellar performance against the Steelers in which he completed 23 of 31 attempts for 301 yards and two touchdowns in a 34-3 win, Philadelphia Eagles star rookie Carson Wentz has been named the NFC Offensive Player of the Week. I don’t get it, what’s so offensive about that?