Picture this I walk into a bar or venue, oh hell an open mic night with a crowd of 3 people... big crowd i know but everyone has to start somewhere.

Please welcome to the stage Jazzy moon, crowd goes nuts (jokes) there are only 4 people including me.

'OK, so i've planned my wedding, ... applications are around the back for the groom... pause for reaction... ok don't all rush at once, of course this joke is a huge success as the people in the audience know me.

I start to relax and settle into my somewhat work in progress routine the night is a small sucess but the free dinner was well worth it! shame I wasn't paid for this ight but guess i shouldn't expect a miracle for a 10 minute set.

Well that was a great dream, so why don't I just grow a pair and get on stage for real.