Oh, I see! So, no one in Wyoming will be selling electric cars in the future? Interesting, and I imagine all the “neighboring states” would like to thank all those Wyoming legislators for the business. Of course, the electric car manufacturers are simply devastated. I mean, having a state like Wyoming (pop. 577,000) interfere with electric car sales, could mean they’d likely sell 50 or 60 fewer cars every year. What a huge loss!
Of course, this policy will likely last until the really big dogs like GM, Ford, and Chrysler reach the point, where the only vehicles they manufacture, will be electric. Another funny thing is, Jackson Hole actually has more billionaires than even New York City. It should prove quite entertaining watching these local yokel politicians try and tell THOSE folks, “Sorry pal, no electric vehicles in Wyoming!”
So, what’s next on the agenda for our Republican friends? Now, my guess is, it’ll be a move to make the sales of electric stoves illegal also. Especially, now that those damnable “woke scientists” published their silly “studies” about how gas stoves create indoor air pollution, which they found is contributing to serious, chronic, respiratory illnesses - especially in the young.
You know the funny thing is, when you drive across Wyoming on Interstate 80, it seems like there are windmills practically everywhere you look. Hell, you’d think a state that hates green energy so much, would at least have the common decency and respect, to heed former President Donald Trump’s dire warnings about the horrific dangers of “windmill cancer.”
Of course, the truth is, Republicans aren’t really in office to govern in any manner that would benefit citizens. They are just there to practice the ancient performance art of “Tom-Fuckery.” So, how do they even get into office? Well, it turns out that much of the wildlife in Yellowstone National Park could actually vote more intelligently than Wyoming’s own citizenry. That’s because wolves, bears, moose, bighorn sheep, and bison - would never cast a vote, just to “Own the Libs.” I rest my case.
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