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Appearing on anti-woke comedian Adam Carolla’s YouTube show this week, Twitter podcaster and fired Fox News host Tucker Carlson is pounding home the theory that Democrats and the D.C. establishment are plotting to kill Donald Trump, this time claiming that we’re “speeding toward assassination” because “permanent Washington” has decided they “just can’t have” Trump as president again.

Really? Kill Trump? I mean, just when you think Republicans can’t get any more insane - along comes Tucker. Hell, I’d say if anyone ends up killing Trump, it’d most likely be the folks over at McDonald’s or Diet Coke. They’ve got the dude up around 300 pounds now. Besides, if memory serves me correctly, I believe it was Tucker who was discovered to have been repeatedly texting about how “passionately he hates Trump” and wished he were out of the picture. Frankly, if Trump ever got assassinated, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it turns out to be Tucker who does the deed.

And yet, Carlson tells Adam Carolla that "Both parties have decided that there’s something about Trump that’s so threatening to them, they just can’t have it.” Oh, really? Maybe they’re referring to the part where Trump wanted to suspend the constitution and establish martial law, dismantle all society’s social safety nets, overthrow a democratically held election, steal classified documents, spread hatred and fear of immigrants, and then throw all his political opponents in jail after he regains power. I wonder if that might be the thing folks find disturbing?

The truth is, it’s far more likely to be one of Trump’s heavily armed, unhinged MAGA cult followers who will try and do him in. That’s assuming any of them still have enough brain cells left to figure out he’s been lying to them, milking them for money, and generally playing them for fools. You see, the folks on the left don’t need to assassinate Trump; all they have to do is let the legal system run its course. They’d rather see him rotting in prison than dead. The fact is, I have an easy solution to the assassination problem. I say, “Let’s heed Tucker’s warning and keep Donald Trump safe - by putting him behind bars.”

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