Source: Tia
I'm not going without because your child support payments are not complete; so if you have little girls or young "Gs" stop texting me. Now if they are grown and gone we may be able to get it on to my favorite love song. I'm done grieving and ready to have some great sex, but pay close attention to the blueprint I have formulted for the minds I snatch next...

I am a middle aged babe and my bucket list is long therefore, there will be no humping a broke-neck, ex-con, addict, or mobster's dong. If you don't like my song, swipe left and keep it moving on. The young buck I have now has shown this cougar some fun, but he's too darn bossy, so it's time to re-train someone else's son. A guy my age may be good for me, unless he's constantly rubbing one out to the hot naked babes on the Internet he sees. An old dude must have a boat load of wealth and then sign it over to me before I risk his health. I don't mind if that little blue pill won't help him get it up, as I can periodically flash him my double D cups. If he crokes I will be okay, as the sun rises after each dark day.

This dating game has drastically changed; it's why I have a rainbow coalition of cocks at home, which are disease free, with working batteries to satisfy me. Swiping to the right in that virtual place, opens me up to the predators noted earlier, who seek to envade my space. Been there and done that three times before; no way I will let another hunter in my door. That said, some of those trackers are the best in bed, but I am too damn old not to watch where I lay my head.

We all know this is not really the land of milk and honey, so young, middle-aged, and old chasing me now must have other ingreidents to compliment their money. For instance, I'm an alpha female who has gashed many hearts even in present day, so one must be able to protect me and do what I say. Otherwise bow out now as I pageant wave...Oh and have a splendid day.