Study Finds British Teeth No Worse Than US: New research suggests that contrary to popular belief, Americans do not have better teeth than the English. Can’t say I’m surprised. After all, the UK still has a monarchy which means much of their society centers around “the Crown.”

Teotihuacan Used Lots of Cosmetics in Death Rituals: Archaeologists say exhumed ancient Teotihuacan corpses suggest that they dignified their dead by applying huge amounts of cosmetics to their faces at burial. Sounds to me like they may have exhumed Tammy Faye Baker by mistake.

Boston Company Turning Roadkill into Fashion: A Boston Company has come up with a unique fashion idea, making neck muffs, leg warmers, hats, purses and more from roadkill, which owner and designer Pamela Paquin labels - "accidental fur.” Yea, well I’m wise to her game - driving around at night with no headlights on. The company as yet hasn’t issued a financial statement, but its been rumored she’s making a killing on this venture.