Man Caught Having Sex With Donkey Demands Jail Time: Gideon Swartzentruber, a 21-year-old male farm worker who was caught having sex with a female donkey, is headed to jail after having after asking the judge to revoke his more lenient initial sentence of counseling and a $443 fine. Lucky thing the article pointed out the donkey was a female. Good grief, I’m sure he wouldn’t want anyone to think he’s gay. Sadly, his recovery doesn’t look all promising, as he requested to be locked up at the local zoo.

Many Americans Still Drinking Too Much: According to a new study, on any given day in the United States, 18 percent of men and 11 percent of women are drinking more alcohol than federal guidelines recommend. So, next time you encounter an alcoholic, ask them to please consider federal guidelines before having another drink.

Christie Stands Ground on Bear Hunt in New Jersey: At a recent New Hampshire town hall meeting, Republican presidential contender Chris Christie defended his decision to authorize a hunt of bears in New Jersey to control what he described as a “ballooning population.” Critics of the hunt say about the only thing "ballooning" in New Jersey is Christie himself.