This world isn't ready for my husband's glue!
He finds many ways to use and abuse it too.
His #Goop is found on a multitude of things.
Every day there's something affixed or deposed of its dings!
It's a wonder he hasn't glued himself some time
while repairing another item sublime.

He really is talented at home repair.
He's even rebuilt a dozer's engine with flair!
Why he uses glue so much now is beyond me!
It's like he's regressed to a baby of three!
But the product makes life simpler in a number of ways
and buying new stuff becomes a series of delays.

It's just that sometimes he gets carried away!
I mean, eyeglasses should fold at the end of the day!
But if you reattach the arm with any glue,
trying to bend it back just won't do!

Oh Bill, it's funny how your life has progressed.
I've seen you at your worst and also at your best.
But, no matter what, I'll always love you,
and to you, I will always remain true.
Thanks for the laughs, the good times, and yes, the bad too,
because in all of this world I'm glad I have you, my true glue.

#LoveYou