Louisiana Woman Tells Police the Meth Found in Her Groin Not Hers: Police say that shortly after her arrest, a Louisiana woman tried to convince them that she had no idea where the meth they found in her groin area during a full body search came from.

Now, before you laugh — it’s possible she may be on the up-and-up. I’ll tell ya this much, if I only had a nickel for every time the cops found meth stuffed in one of my body parts - I sure as hell wouldn’t have to be here on Hollywood Blvd, trying to sell fake maps to the star’s homes every damn day.

Besides, who could possibly control everything that goes on in their groin area? I mean, did anyone even bother to consider that maybe she was just renting it out to someone - you know, like they do with those self-storage lockers you see over on Olympic Blvd in West Los Angeles?

Anyway, police say when they got her back to the station, they performed a more extensive search of the area, which additionally rendered two gold watches, a brand new iPad Mini, a scale model of a Brontosaurus, a Lithuanian language course on CD, and fugitive Roman Polanski.

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