Wow, hard to believe something like this could even happen in that bastion of sanity and reason that is Florida. But, before we judge, let’s first ask ourselves - who among us hasn’t at least thought about tossing an alligator through the drive-through window of their local fast-food restaurant?
Police told reporters that had this happened at a McDonald’s instead of a Wendy’s, they would have been forced to classify it as a Mac Attack. Even so, they said the prankster still must have had some really big McNuggets, to think he could get away with pulling off a stunt like this.
Why, even the man’s closest friends had to admit, that a prank like this is only funny until someone gets bitten, then - it becomes hilarious! Meanwhile, local residents expressed hope that the prankster’s arrest would finally take a serious bite out of crime in the neighborhood.
Not surprisingly, the prankster’s lawyer tied to claim his client was simply using the alligator to pay for his order, but a Wendy’s spokesperson said the restaurant chain has never accepted alligators as payment, pointing out it would just be way too difficult to make change.
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