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Now, you can say what you want about the guy, but I think its pretty obvious to most people that when Donald Trump writes a post, he uses all the “best fonts.” Anyway, talk about convenience; while all these MAGAs mongrels are in Manhattan protesting - why afterward they can just head right over to Carnegie Hall and catch a show. After all, we all know how “cultured” these MAGAs are, and they sure don’t offer that caliber of entertainment back at the trailer park. Hell, don’t take my word for it, just ask Marjorie ‘Trailer’ Greene.
Of course, some might wonder, “just how are these MAGAs gonna sell enough meth to be able to afford to stay in glitzy Manhattan while they’re protesting?” Frankly, I don’t see that as a big problem. I mean, surely Trump will let ‘em stay in Trump Tower. After all, those Russian oligarchs own plenty of empty units there that they bought in order to launder drug money. I’m sure they’d be more than happy to let the MAGAs crash in their apartments for a few days, given that its for such a good cause.
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