Owner of Brooklyn Mob-Linked Pizza Shop Fatally Shot: Police report that the co-owner of a famed mob-linked Brooklyn pizza joint - once at the epicenter of a mob war over the theft of a pizza sauce recipe - has been gunned down by a man in his 30’s wearing a hoodie, in what is believed to have been a mob hit.

Wow, they killed a guy over a pizza sauce recipe? Now, that must have been some real “killer sauce.” Oh well, I guess another one bites the crust. And the poor victim was shot by some Mafia hitman wearing a hoodie? Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer hitmen who wear dark Armani suits.

Now, I’m certainly no detective, but my guess this all happened because the pizza joint was doing so well, and some other mob family wanted a pizza the action. Anyway, one thing’s for sure - the Mafia sure seems to have an entirely different definition of “take out service” - than the rest of us do.

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