Now, I’m not so sure he’s correct about another Ice Age, but the truth is, the weather in that area has been nearly as cold as Pat’s cold, cold heart - that’s for sure. That said, the argument could be made that Pat Roberson is living proof, that what we’re really going through, is not an “Ice Age,” but actually an “Ass Age.” That means that currently, about 45% of the nation, appears to be completely covered in assholes.
And, while Pat can be rather annoying at times, I do have to admit it’s quite entertaining listening to a “dinosaur” warning everyone - about a coming ice age. Hell, as far as I can determine, the only reason this old fool is even still around, is because he’s been drinking the blood of virgins.
Meanwhile, we’re all left on pins and needles, waiting for Pat and his team of biblical scientists, to figure out exactly where the LGBTQ community, libtards, abortionists, evolution teachers, George Soros, and Antifa - all fit into his final analysis of why God made this deadly storm happen in the first place.
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