May 26, 2012

The elder sister was visiting the other day with her latest boy toy.... my seven year old nephew went up to him and said "Hey, nobody told me you were coming." I told my nephew that nobody talks about him because he was just like the black guy from "Driving Miss Daisy"... my sister's boyfriend exclaimed "that's a new one!" .... Really? No one's ever said that aloud? He's Chinese so he probably thought of himself as "Kato" from "The Green Hornet." I could understand the confusion if he was driving me around but that day he was chauffeuring my mom and my sister. Naturally my comparison wasn't entirely accurate... the fact that he's having a liaison with my sister means that it has more similarities with the porno version of "Driving Miss Daisy," but I wasn't going to say that in front of the kid.