Source: Financial Times
Why, it sounds like Mr. Trump needs to undertake a major rebranding effort, if he ever wants to make a financial comeback. And, since just about every sane person here on Earth is abandoning him, perhaps it’s time he starts focusing on business ventures that match his “supporter’s demographics.” Now personally, I’d suggest he forget about all those fancy resorts, and start a new chain of trailer parks. Why, he could even name them “Trump’s Last Resorts.”
Next, it’s time to ditch all those money-losing golf courses of his, and open up a new red state network of “shooting ranges.” And, to add a little extra incentive, he could advertise that all the targets will feature life-like images of either Hillary, Hunter Biden, or perhaps even that libtard MSNBC logo itself. Hell, if that doesn’t pack them in, nothing will! Why, the possibilities seem almost endless, just like Trump’s legal problems.
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