Our good old reporters from the Everybody's Stupid Pinhead Network just never cease to amaze me. Okay I get it that discussing religion and politics is out of bounds with those rejects from the Daily Planet and The Daily Bugle which are the newspapers from the D C and Marvel comic book universe.
Now the mental giants at the ahem ha ha ha Worldwide Leader In Sports (ha ha ha) have their newest target to ridicule which is Buffalo Bills general manager Dave Whaley who suggested something to the effect about football played by humans.
Gee whiz ESPN I can understand why you used to beat up former U S gymnast Kerri Strug when she was injured in the 1996 Summer Olympic Games in Atlanta.
I guess being a U S gymnast male or female back then is their object of ridicule since they are not millionaires who can you a smile on your sad faces. A joke from the late Mexican comedian Ramon Valdez by the way when his landlord played by actor Egdar Vivar heard the news that his tenant had money to pay him the rent he was owed.
Now ESPN I cannot figure out why is American football the target of your wrath that some former players have passed away before they could collect their Social Security checks due to the dreaded C T E due to blows to their head.
Boxing has that same problem with former boxers who have either passed away due to old age with illnesses related to blows to their heads. Where is the outrage over that? I am still waiting humanoids.
Think about this ESPN if you kill off your golden goose like football what will you cover as a replacement sport? Bowling. I doubt it. I do think your network wants to cover figure skating or maybe the triathlons of both genders which I would be glad to see.
Oh by the way I wanted to play football in my youth but due to high risk of injury I was forbidden to play the sport. But back then RPC and T V National did not carry American football in Panama back then.
Only the Southern Command Network carried football from both the NCAA and NFL on weekends and Monday nights. Back there we received the main event games instead of regional coverage like in my neck of the woods.
I am sorry that many former football players have lost their lives playing a sport they love but as far I know any sport you play does have risks of getting injured.
Now the ahem ha ha ha Worldwide Leader Of Sports is now concerned about the bogeyman that might cause havoc in the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio. Do not panic Simone Biles, Gabby Douglas and your mates at the U S gymnast team just tell those clowns at ESPN "Oh I am so scared I am shaking in my leotards." Boy am I nastier than the late comics I grew up watching like the late Red Skelton, the late Bob Hope and others from the Latin community.