Okay everybody out there is newsland here is your Poor Devil From Ancon with another satire of sports entertainment coming from the National Football League.
Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton who either you admire him for leading his football team to Super Bowl 50 before jobbing I mean losing to the Denver Broncos who were led by their Orange Crush defense or despise him due to his race or his refusal to speak to the depressed I mean the press after the Big Game. Yeah right. And ESPN will kiss Panamanian boxing legend Roberto Duran's ring at the stadium that is named in his honor soon is disliked by his critics (Sorry I do not use the word haters).
Senior Newton will retire his dab dance for reasons that he decided not to give away or I fell asleep at the wheel reading ESPN.com or I call them Mad magazine for sports fans.
Suggestion to Cam is first of all quit using the race card when you are insulted by your critics. When does ESPN ever kiss any native of Panama besides Mariano Rivera's hand and give up a high five? I am still waiting.
Suggestion to Cam is to change your end zone dance by doing the Shake which is the dance from the Village People movie called "Can't Stop The Music." which came out in 1980.
Or maybe since you admire Superman maybe you can touch your chest and yell "Word Up" like the Superman parody character called "Wordgirl" which played on PBS from 2007-2015.
I will say about Cam is that he sure knows to raise some hell during football games and receive the love from the sports media who remind me of what the late Robero Gomez Bolanos (Chespirito) would be doing if he decided to remain a journalist instead of Latin America's greatest comedians that I do remember.
One final though is that ESPN did not get the green light from NBC Sports that the Summer Olympic Games are safe to hold in Rio de Janeiro Brazil.
Good old Stephen A Smith said he would not go to Rio even if he was paid to go. Stephen try to go to Rio Mar Beach in Panama. You just might learn the meaing of the saying "Lighten up Stephen" soaking up the sun and seeing a small nation that loves their sports stars who made their nation proud. Otherwise do not change the way you raise hell on First Take with Skip "Overrated" Bayless. Now if only D C Comics would make a Zatanna cartoon series or even Power Girl since Girl Power is knocking on the door with the Wonder Woman movie being made.